Effect, I miss u all the time. Why does affect get all the glory? Yall are in the same fam. I feel bad that ur kinda like the weirdo stepchild of vocabulary. But not to me. I always think of u first. I always want to use effect instead of affect! I'm pissed that I can't. H8 vocab rules. Who really gets to decide the 'meaning' of either word? Did yall even get a say in ur 'personal brand'?
Gonna start a protest. Maybe write to obama. Its time for change. 2k9: the year of E before A,ya'll.
Bonus zany fact for the day: Pirates were the first occupation to have a code of ethics. Always knew johnny depp was brillz.