Miss u so much Sarah Adams. Remember when we used to be young and carefree? It's almost spring. I think we should do it again.

affect/effect

Effect, I miss u all the time. Why does affect get all the glory? Yall are in the same fam. I feel bad that ur kinda like the weirdo stepchild of vocabulary. But not to me. I always think of u first. I always want to use effect instead of affect! I'm pissed that I can't. H8 vocab rules. Who really gets to decide the 'meaning' of either word? Did yall even get a say in ur 'personal brand'?
Gonna start a protest. Maybe write to obama. Its time for change. 2k9: the year of E before A,ya'll.

Bonus zany fact for the day: Pirates were the first occupation to have a code of ethics. Always knew johnny depp was brillz.

phantom planet

i just miss u phantom planet. don't know what you're gonna do with your lives now. it's not like u went to college/design school.
britney you were a monster at just 17. and now you're a mom and it's just not the same.
kinda like nicole richie.

Just sittin here enjoying one of my last SPARKS hangovers ever. Used to wake up and say "hate u, SPARKS" but today I just woke up and felt sad.

Can u really believe it's happening? So distraught, ya'll. Life really won't be the same without SPARKS.

I'm worried about what's going to happen now. Will I have to drink redbull/vodka to "keep going" or "have a good time"? Is that packaged in a can? Can I buy it at the gas station? Will it turn my tongue orange?

So many questions that need to be answered, ya'll. Just tryin to figure out what's important in life.

Gvmt says: "Sparks has been the poster child for irresponsible marketing. We are pleased that MillerCoors has finally seen the error of its ways, and look forward to the demise of the entire category of caffeinated alcohol."

I say: "SPARKS has been the poster child of a life well-lived. H8 the gvmt for not 'getting it'. Caffeinated alcohol gave me so much LIFE, and now you're taking it all away. Give me SPARKS or give me death."

gotta go SPARKS vom now.